Est-ce Quon Est Gentil? | On Explore Un Magazine Français

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I don't know Jo I'm just feeling really uncomfortable This situation is really stressful Whaddup it's Damon It's Jo It's Damon and Jo. Some time ago, Jo bought this magazine that you've...never read It's been 8 months I've read little articles here and there but I didn't know there was a test though She read the horoscopes That's true Can we check? Cancer: Oh so you're gonna read yours first *Unintelligible French* What? You're speaking German. I don't know...I didn't get it Near the end of the month, you'll be on top of your game And your morale too It's gonna get better Yeah, ok. Libra! I'm a Scorpion That was a test! It's October 12th. You mean the 2nd? The 12th...I mean the 2nd! You have everything Ideas, optimism, leadership And the right contacts Alright Libra Mr. Perfect Your love is sure to be exciting and full of tenderness So looks like a good month for you! We're gonna take this test today "Are you too nice?" Jo, are you too nice? Your hairstylist didn't know when to stop cutting your hair You compare him to Edward Scissorhands "Oh, ok, very good" but on the way out, you buy a hat "The haircut after this was bald, right?" Such a Parisian response The second one I ... Nevermind let's just continue Maxou completely forgot about your birthday You'd forget his. Just by accident He's gotta leave a cheesecake from PIcard in the freezer I miss that store, Picard It doesn't exist here You know I've never stepped foot in that store And you know why? Jo: Each time I tried going in Damon: No, Jo, I *don't* know why! Jo: It's because it was a holiday So it was closed Wasn't my fault In the cafeteria, someone left their badge and it's long. I hate that I hate waiting on people! Yet everyone has to wait on me You wait while talking to the grill cook Maybe You put his meal on your card You change cash registers I'd for sure change cash registers If you were a sweet, A twix, hard shell, soft inside Soft, melting inside A marshmallow? A "rouleau de réglisse" - I don't know what that is C'mon, I'm a Twix You'd be a marshmallow What's that supposed to mean? Cuz you're always in white A marshmallow! I go to the gym you know? No but you're Some biotch just stole your parking spot You know what I'mma do with my hand With your middle finger, you show him/her your angry Or, you give a smile and look somewhere else. Hahaha, I. Hate. You. Yeah I used to do that I would do that I would smile Hold up, two seconds Yeah Two seconds Show the camera Your lips, Jo You've got something Right there What is it? Kindness rhymes with (rhymes in French) You interest me Wisdom Caresse Caresse, always I must touch This is becoming another kind of test Among your guests, there's a vegetarian who's also gluten-free Who's also lactose-intolerant who doesn't like fruits He brings what he wants to eat You say to him, "Oh poor guy" You say to him, "Oh, what a nuisance" Well it depends on the person What a boring answer Be a little more intersting with your answers if someone's gonna keep watching this video If it's for you, I'd say "You can eat nothing!" Oh and who just cooked for you? You You ready for the outcome? *uses formal "you"* "Formal you" cuz I don't know Can we be friends and use the "informal you?" The answer! We're gonna find out now if I'm too nice The answers Red Purple Blue I'm a little bit of everything Red So what this means is that You're a generous person Oh whatever I'm a happy person? No, "generous" What's that mean? You're pragmatic Who knows how to raise their voice Ya better believe it Or when someone shady is harassing you in the street You'd say something You'd say I'm a boyfriend So do you feel like a generous person? I feel good I feel great So happy we just spent all that time taking this test I knew already that I have a limit Everyone's got a limit No, not everyone! There are people who are gonna continue being nice And at the end of the idea, it's a big ol mess So if you're someone who is too nice Ya gotta reflect Stop bein' so nice! Be nice and share our video! So that we reach 1,000,000 subscribers And also Bisous, ciao! See you next time. Click to the side, there are videos in French Even a playlist in French See you in the next video *makes super French noise* I love making that sound in French I started doing it in English and other languages And people just look at me like I'm weird It's very Spongebob We gotta end with a big...